You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
If I saw Perez Hilton naked I think I would stick a lit candle down my throat.
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
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