I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Oh boy I hope we come out of this alive. And with clean prison records
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
So I've already made 5 bad decisions today, wyd?
I feel like everything in my life has been preparing me for my future sex robot experience
You’re so close!!!
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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