I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
He's on the bus now and took off his Amish hat so just his long ginger beard is present. Goodbye, majestic Amish ginger. Go forth and represent your minority well.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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