Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
I ended up at home with a random bird sculpture and flowers
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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