Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
she sang that "this little piggy song" to my balls. and somehow made it work, with me only having two balls instead of five.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
chicken nuggets make me a bit homicidal
Can't. I'm doing shots with my mom.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
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