Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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