we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Is YOLO really just a socially acceptable way to say you enjoy putting things up your nose?
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
He's giving me the absolute bare minimum amount of attention. Like whatever motherfucker, I've had like six super likes on tinder today
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
27 year olds can still do oral in a car right? Or is that trashy?
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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