I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Just me. You're probably having sex with her right now, so here's a reminder that you should be thinking of me per our agreement.
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
I lull them into a false sense of security with my gayness. Then when they're vulnerable, I strike, like a snake. A big non-gay snake, with huge balls.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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