): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
it was like fucking a Mumford & Sons song
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
All I have are vague memories of us eating ham?
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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