I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
My mom is purposely blasting Shania Twain downstairs so I can't jack off.
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
I'm sitting in the breakroom facing a very large sign that says "inappropriate workplace behaviors", and i can't help but feel like it is directed at me
Last night you texted me "tqiirkykbg doe freedom always"... why?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
It's not even 7 yet. She's singing you are my sunshine to the smirnoff bottle.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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