Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
if you really don't think our country's going to shit think of this. Exactly one year from now I will either be in law school or teaching young, impressionable kids, maybe even yours. Try to sleep after that.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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