Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Just ate tuna on a frozen waffle because we were out of bread.
This is why you don't have nice things.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Ok. I'll enjoy the quiet (translation: I might be naked, call ahead if you come home tonight)
And literally 4loko margaritas are callin my name. They're like "Hey girl come on over here I'll make you forget about grades and boys and it'll be a good idea to send everyone 55 snapchats of your cleavage" ok
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
Don't judge me like that. At least the house is getting cleaned. If I have to drink and listen to Disney music on repeat for that to happen, so be it.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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