are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
so i was sitting on this guys lap, and we were flirting and everything right..well his phone kept ringing, turns out it was his pregnant wife...she had gone into labor..
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Why am I the only one concerned that there's a dog in the movie theatre?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
And I just want to be like your tongue is not a FUCKING sword
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
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