Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i was having this nice romantic moment with my girlfriend. then jimmy came in and peed on the fridge
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Your level of morning after guilt is too much right now. Do less.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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