party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I think I'll bring the beer we scavenged from that other party. What goes around comes around, especially when it's Corona because that shit is not staying in my fridge
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
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