Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
Halloween has nothing on dressing up as as the INS on cinco de mayo
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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