He's so far in the closet he's in Narnia
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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