i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
He was about to puke, and so I handed him an empty beer can. In retrospect, not very helpful.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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