The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
Apparently I gave him a 'Steve jobs blowjob'
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
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