You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
OK WHO CHANGED MY RING TONE TO LADY AND THE TRAMP AND CHANGED EVERY CONTACT IN MY PHONE TO 'SOME GUY I FUCKED'?
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I'm hiding in the bathroom at the library but there are children here I just want to drunk cry in peace
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
Randomize
