not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Alive.
So much puke
Remember that mom/daughter stripper team? Well i just met the ex husband/father in AA. WOW!!!! WOW....
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Congrats you've received dick pics from an Olympic silver medalist
Y’all did coke off my Puff The Magic Dragon plate.😂
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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