Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
I'm not judging you... I'm judging our friendship
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
Chugging this bottle of Jim at the airport is proving more difficult than I imagined. TSA is not amused.
fyi: first time in five days i havent washed my birth control down with liquor. when are we going out tonight?
Perfect attendance and not being drunk since Sunday. This is a new leaf if I've ever seen one
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