Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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