did you get engaged???
Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
I need Christmas break to be over. I'm tired of fucking my old High School girlfriends
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Best feedback on my performance so far: "There are things that can't be unseen."
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
i put frozen meatballs in my drink thinking they were ice cubes and I'm vegetarian wtf
I was just informed that I asked for a glass of wine at the police station
I'm sure it would have gone very well with the cigarette you lit there.
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
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