Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
Apparently I also called my credit card company to demand a credit limit increase. I'm so content with not drinking another 60 days
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
it's just weird to think of you as a teacher since ive seen you throw up raspberry bacardi in my parents house
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
Woke up with 5 texts apologizing from a number I named "guy who elbowed me in face"
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
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