White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
handjob tips. give me some.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Just met me in 10 years...this lady keeps an emergency wine cooler in her bag
He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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