Would it be quicker to bike the freeway home?
Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
I am midnight drunk by noon
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Honestly, your dog is in better hands with that homeless guy.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
my whole wardrobe smells like substance abuse
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My stuff that was at your place last night smells like doughnuts. I'm not even mad.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I have standards. Maybe not when it comes to men.. but definitely when it comes to sex
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