have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Why don't I have your new number? And who have I been texting?
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
She thinks I come over for the sex, but I really come for the snacks.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
Well that didn’t go as expected.
I mean, it ended in you giving each of them a blowjob, so it kinda did.
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