You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
I just ate your leftovers whilst watching Garfield and Friends. Thank you across the board.
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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