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ugh.. my birth control just came out of my nose. wtf?
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
im just gonna lie here and collect money in this whoppers bag while sprawled out on this bench and explain that its to buy weed for my hangover
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
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