If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
I think he's in need of mouth to penis resuscitation. Which I happen to be certified
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
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