Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
it's not cheating when I paid for it
He started yelling "fuck the environment" then puked all over the baby trees
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
Why was there a 1000 piece puzzle covered in hot sauce being cooked in the microwave?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
I smell like icyhot and vodka... Heres to my pulled tendon.
Multi-day drunkenness is to binge drinking as black diamonds are to skiing. They're tough and confusing and you hurt afterwards, but you did it and you probably got an alright story along the way.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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