Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
i woke up to you and that girl going out onto the balcony naked
oh sorry man.. we went outside because we DIDN'T want to wake you
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I took a 19 year old to a strip club and ended up in a three way. Divorced life might be OK.
Nana saw my nipple rings & made me watch Joel Osteen all morning
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Everything is scary i hate being an adult i hate responsibility tell me a dick joke
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