he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
The thing i'm gunna miss the most about college is peeing while brushing my teeth in the shower without being judged. You just can't do that anywhere else
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
i buy too many watermelons when I'm drunk
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