member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
I did not have sex with him because he had a puppy…finding out he had a husky pup waiting back at home was just an unexpected plus
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
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