I like my sex mixed with concussions.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
Ok, I have three hours. I'm trying to work out two blow jobs and a taco.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
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