feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
You blacked out and walked in on my neighbor breast feeding at 3am yelling "where is my best friend". I think we should go apologize.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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