everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Went home last night with that hot British guy. Sounded like I was f-ing in a Harry Potter movie.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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