Walk of Shame. In a state park.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
I'm playing the Jersey Shore drinking game by myself at my mom's house. Things like this are not okay after college.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I just realized I turned down a booty call too. To make cheesecake. God help us all
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Well, the night started out with you ALMOST falling out of a tree. Then we went back to the tree after about 9 shots and you DID fall out of the tree.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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