Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Just got to costco. Where are you?
Liquor aisle, bring another cart.
He felt like a one man threesome
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Randomize
