So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
Confirm for me that it's be a bad idea to sleep with the 50 year old that's currently hitting on me?
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I always knew ther was a reason why we're best friends
Obvs our love of drugs
I like to think of it more as our love of curiosity
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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