yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
2:23 am. Im just at McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, paying in nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
2:26 am. Im just being thrown out of McDonalds, in my pajamas, at 2 am, without my nickles, cuz thats how i roll.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
He thought I was gay. I had to explain I just really like wearing flannel.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
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