its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
He asked if he could fuck me while on chat roulette.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
I'm just going to lay in a blanket cocoon of self pity for the next few months.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
I just punched myself in the vagina to prove a point. Please pray for me.
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