what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he shaved USA in his pubs
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
If u were an xman, what would ur power be? I would shoot lasers from my boobs.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
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