And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Two questions. One. Where are you watching election results tomorrow? Two. Can we have Obama victory sex?
You can't text people with drinkers' regret at 8 in the morning. It's just bad form.
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
Randomize
