I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I can't answer my phone I'm at work
I slept with a male stripper last night. Priorities
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
I said I wanted pizza tattoo on my ass and the tattooist asked me what I wanted on it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
Randomize
