chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I just want to nap all the time and eat Chinese food.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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