I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
When the dude you brought home from the bar on Thanksgiving leaves before you wake up ... #thankful
Why does everyone always assume I'm fucking their boyfriends?
You are fucking her boyfriend.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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