I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
im drunk. people are steering their children away from me. whatever it is that you called for, I assure you that I don't care. have a good night
i really regret not blowing your cousin before he went to jail
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
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