i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
Randomize
