I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
This beer is not sobering me up at all
you spent the night getting lap dances from a stripper with a c-section scar then ended up at a one room casino by the airport and you say you're too good to blaze and see pirahna 3d? bullshit
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Last year I got a dildo in the mail on my birthday. Today it was just a credit card bill. Sadface.
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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