There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I had to dig my own trench to puke in at the resort. That much fun.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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