PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Oh thank Jesus fuck for my shitty infertile womb. Crisis averted
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
Please call us Steph is okay but missing phone wallet tooth
Costco (TM). Making alcoholism affordable!
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
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