The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Pretty sure the shower sex fucked up my hip alignment... im walking like im 104 today
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
He told me he loved me. I didn't know what to say so i just squirted the baby oil at him
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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