giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I blew past the Governor's motorcade going twice the speed limit and DIDN'T get a ticket. God wants me to get laid.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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